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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana
and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
"Talking Dog For Sale"

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nica looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep" the Lab replies

After the guy recovers från the shock of hearing a dog talk he says,
"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says,
"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.........
I wanted to help the goverment, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spied and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tires me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger
so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicius characters and listening in.
I uncovered som incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, hade a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars" the owner says.